Welcome to THE Ziggy's Absolutely Nothing Site!!

My name is: A... wait a second, this blows. And...

I hate profiles so I won't give one of myself.
I hate guestbooks so there isn't one to sign.
And finally I hate page hit counting and cookies that put files all over your computer so there aren't any of those either.
Don't e-mail me or even try because my address isn't even on this site!

This section is all about the original Nintendo® NES and its games. It's all about NES all the time. Everbody loves playing NES and there's no question about it. If you think otherwise, you can't e-mail me because you don't have my address (ha, ha)! You'll just have to live with it or get the @#!* off of my site!

As you know, there are many games for the NES. My favorite is Mike Tyson's Puchout!™
Tyson is so hard, it's not even funny. I couldn't beat him even with Game Genie™. I knocked him down twice, he then piled me twice. Lastly, he got hyper and blinked with a fake-out, bricked me, and it was all over. I only needed one more punch for a TKO. I was capped in 1:43.
My favorite contender is Piston Honda though. I love his victory dance. Here is a portion of it:

If you hated this section, Abobo will beat the *@%# out of you and throw you off the conveyor belt.

By the way, Abobo, or better known to some as Adobe, is that grizzly Double Dragon™ dude. And that reminds me of others. Let's vote for your favorite one shall we? (If not Adobe will slap you to death.)

P.S. If you want to know a secret... If you have the original NES, not the top-loading one, there is a secret EXT. connector for something. I know a modem for the NES uses it. You know the bottom of the NES? The one with the 4 grooves leading into the plastic cover? You may think it's a compartment for the R/F Switch, but it's not, it won't even fit! To get to the EXT. connector, take off the cover and save it for later (not a midnight snack, mind you), there is a small plastic rectangle connected to the center under the cover that is raised a little, cut it out, and there is the connector, now put the cover back on if you haven't ate it yet. Of course you wouldn't need to do this unless you needed to, or if you don't have an NES (dork!), but people are curious and I know you'll do it anyway.

My NES is a mold colony, so I play it using my backup, an Emulator. An emulator is like a backup for your system incase anything happens to it or your games. It plays on your computer.
You can download NESticle version x.xx by Bloodlust Software here. It's the best:

NESticle x.xx for DOS and Windows shortcut

This self-extracting file contains everything you need to get started. Have fun!

Soon I will put other stuff in other sections. But until then, Sianara!

Copywright ©1999 THE Ziggy. Nintendo® NES™, Mike Tyson's Punchout!™, & Piston Honda are property of Nintendo of America Inc. Double Dragon™ & Double Dragon II™ are property of Acclaim Inc. Game Genie™ is property of Galoob Inc. All of the names used on this site are purely fictitious and are not intended to represent real persons. Any similarities are unintentional & coincidental. Hope there isn't anything else I missed.

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